As of this morning, 3:28 a.m. (at which time I may or may not have been up changing a diaper) my delightful Little Man turned two weeks old. In the past two weeks I have dealt with all sorts of adjustments. Having three children, changing the diaper of a little boy, seeing Monster 2 in a different light, and going crazy with the fact that my husband has been home the entire time. Kind of hard to believe that we haven't killed each other yet, actually. Anyway, did you know that little boys have a lot more cracks and crevices to wipe clean than little girls? Yeah, I didn't know that either until two weeks ago. Monster 2 grew enormously when Little Man arrived. Pretty much immediately she went from being my sweet little baby girl, who was still so tiny in my eyes to being...well, a monster. I say this fondly, but seriously all you moms out there know this to be factual. As soon as you're wiping a butt smaller than the one you were wiping before, the first seems ginormous. It's silly, really, that she is still refusing to be potty trained. I should really get on that to be honest, because her butt is just Too Massive to still be in diapers. Of course, I thought this same thing when Monster 2 was born, and obviously I didn't force my 18 month old Monster 1 to stop wearing diapers....
I digress.
It has been a long two weeks.
Amid all this adjustment time I've grown to despise Facebook with a fiery passion. While I enjoy seeing all my friends and their kiddos, as well as catching up with family, I despise the way politics have overtaken my computer monitor. Politics have turned seemingly nice people into complete and utter assholes. Adults who should know how to act like adults are acting like children. Name calling, whining, crying, threatening to move to Canada for fracks sake. Please, move to Canada. Really now, if your life is that hard, just go. Even worse is I live in the South, if you know what I mean. If not, well, heh heh, I'm not even going to open that can of worms cause I could go on For-Ev-Er.
You'll have to forgive my ramblings, I am a little sleep deprived.
In fact, my brain can't even continue to function because I can not remember everything I wanted to write about... This blows.
I know what you mean about the Facebook thing. It got crazy for a little bit. I was thinking the same thing about people "threatening" to move out of the country. You didn't move for the past four years so why "act" like you will now?
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