Lazy Slacker McSlackster.

Monster's birthday party is in a week and 3 days. I've got nothing. Nothing done, nothing listed, nothing purchased. I don't know what is wrong with me. Why can't I get this taken care of? Why am I slacking so hard with this one. Probably because it's summer, and I have far more interesting things to do that do not include laundry...
I mean, I know exactly what I have to get. I know what things I need to buy, and how much I need. At least I think I do. I haven't even sat down to write out a real list. I would much rather be lazy and watch cartoons with the kids. Sit outside in the sun. Go to the pool. All of that sounds like a lot more fun.
Why can't I get anything dooooooonnnnnneeeee?

Ugh.