You Might Need to Clean Your Kids' Room....

A new installment here on my blog is a little something called You Might Need to Clean Your Kids' Room. Inspired by the delightful hit series of jokes, You Might Be a Redneck, here are my list of ways to tell if you need to clean your kids' room. Feel free to add your own in the comment section!

• You might need to clean your kids' room if you have 3 children, but can only find 2.
• You might need to clean your kids' room if when you walk through your house, you hear faint cries for help coming from down the hall.
• You might need to clean your kids' room if Scholastic calls, and asks to photograph the room for the new edition of ISpy.
• You might need to clean your kids' room if you don't need to stand on a ladder to install the new ceiling fan.
• You might need to clean your kids' room if instead, you use rock climbing gear to get to the ceiling.
• You might need to clean your kids' room if you could have sworn you once had bunk beds somewhere in there.
• You might need to clean your kids' room if it looks like Ke$ha just left.
• You might need to clean your kids' room if you thought there were ten kids over for a sleepover, but only seven leave.
• You might need to clean your kids' room if you black lab goes missing, but never left the house.
• You might need to clean your kids' room if YOU are more scared of the walking in the dark than you children are.
• You might need to clean your kids' room if you can't explain the injuries to the doctors anymore.
• You might need to clean your kids' room if you need a tetanus shot after walking barefoot across the floor.
• You might need to clean your kids' room if your hardwood flooring has become as elusive as the Loch Ness Monster.
• You might need to clean your kids' room if you find new decorative houseplants growing in the corner out of your daughter's favorite cup.
• You might need to clean your kids' room if the toys look like they are reaching for help from underneath the bed.
• You might need to clean your kids' room if you CHILD actually starts cleaning the room by themselves.