How to tell if you have a B.E.C.

Lately the acronym "B.E.C." has been popping up left and right. So I'm here to tell you how to tell if you have one.

1. You walk into a room and immediately notice how annoyed you are that one particular person is there.
2. Anything your B.E.C. says is a)wrong   b)immature or   c)worthy of an eye roll
3. This person will probably not realize that you cringe whenever you see them.
4. How dare they partake in an activity YOU like when clearly they are not as good at it as you are.
5. Even their jokes make you want to punch them in the throat.

Now, I am a firm believer that everyone has that one person. Some people have an interwebz B.E.C. (I don't) and some people have an "in real life" B.E.C. ( I have a couple)

The mature thing to do if you ever find yourself in this situation, is to first make sure they are actually eating crackers. If it is only a mild annoyance that just occurs once or twice, they probably are not a genuine bitch eating crackers. However, if you find yourself literally smacking your head against a wall or a table Every Time they open their mouth (read as: post status/upload picture/call your phone etc...) then they probably are your B.E.C.

Once you have determined they are your B.E.C, you can do one of three things. Remove yourself from any situation involving them (difficult, but not impossible), you can decide to not let them get to you and from then on respond in a jovial manner to all that they do (definitely impossible), or you can halfway remove them. By half way I mean, they don't know you did it, but YOU know you did it, and you can still enjoy the guilty pleasuring of hopping online to their page and pissing yourself off for the fun of it. Friends, option 3 is by far the most intelligent, even if it does make you seem like a psycho every time you click on over to see what they've been up to.

Want to eliminate all your B.E.Cs? Delete Facebook, cause that shit is the devil sometimes.

Don't have a B.E.C? Then that means you are one.